Only Living Boy in New York
As my flight from Seattle touched down in New York, the clock began: 24 hours to see as much as I could, without making myself completely sick.
At the airport I was met by my two very helpful friends: Marcus and Josh, They happened to be in the Big Apple doing volunteer work and agreed to pick me up. I was also met by a sickly hot and sticky climate that I would come to assume New York was always like. “Muggy” as the kids say…
Our first stop in the city was for food. Having eaten no more than the less than generous snack crackers provide on my flight, I had earned a well-deserved appetite. With England’s reputation for bland food looming over my head we decided to go for something I KNOW I will not be able to find across the pond. Soul food!
After a short drive we found ourselves in Harlem at Brother Jimmy’s. I literally inhaled fried green tomatoes, a pulled pork sandwich, collared greens, corn bread, and anything else my friends fed me out of pity/astonishment. It was all amazingly tasty.
After our late diner began the whirlwind tour of 3 of the 5 burrows. We went to Time Square where even in the late hour was as bright as day, we walked the promenade, I stood at the steps of Steven Spielberg’s supposedly renovated brownstone too chicken to ring the door bell, watched the city in all it’s Hollywood backdrop like beauty from atop of 90 Sans roof, and after thoroughly exhausting ourselves got a few hours of sleep.
The next day was very fun as well and definitely more of a “me” experience. Save for a great tour and subsequent lunch at Bethel (The branch headquarters of Jehovah’s Witnesses), I spent the entire day just wandering around by myself looking at whatever caught my eye. I went to a few coffee shops, a cool bakery, got an amazingly meticulous and gentle hair cut, was sticker shocked by a $1,200 overcoat that I fancied, hung out in a park, was saturated with rain from a torrential thunderstorm, eat real New York pizza, and most impressively mastered the subway. I even learned to speak a few words of New Yorker.
New Yorker of course is the languageless language of the city. Typically it is all done with eye movement, head movement, or strategically placed fingers. I chose the head moving dialect. It occurred as I was exiting the Subway, I was heading to an elevator when a hard looking man all “thugged out” in his Roccawear best, put out his arm and held the elevator door for me. Like lightening in my mind came all the angles of what to say and how to say it. Instantaneously I knew that as a “tourist” and nerdy looking white guy I couldn’t do anything tacky and lose the respect of this guy. I also knew that in holding the door for me he was showing a genuine sign of kindness that needed to be acknowledged. So I nodded at him (chin up as to not show submission) and he replied back with an even less exaggerated nod slightly to the left. I took it as loosely translating to: “Thanks but don’t think for a second that I am intimidated or impressed by you, your small act of kindness did not go unnoticed however I am retaining all my masculinity and “rawness” and expressing that if provoked I will fight back (although I would undoubtedly lose)” To which he replied: “Duly noted sir, I understand your position and will not back down myself. Enjoy the ride up to the street level.” Or something to that effect, you can’t expect me to accurately translate New Yorker after only one day.
I spent the rest of the night sitting in the airport in wet smelling clothes waiting for my delayed airline and growing more and more excited with every English accent I would hear. “Fourteen hours till I live in England” I kept telling myself, still trying to will myself to believe it. The last hour before boarding I sat with aching feet and equal measures of exhaustion and elation daydreaming of what my new life would hold. It’s going to be an amazing year.




September 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
New York is full of interactions like the one with your Roccawear-wearing friend. People say NYC is a cold city, but I found it just the opposite. Seattle is far more cold to me. In NYC, you have to interact - there’s no choice not to. In Seattle it’s entirely possible to pretend people you’re walking down the street with don’t exist. I love that about NYC.
September 13th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Hey Budy,
Sounds like you are a buzy boy. I was hoping to read something about your arrival. So thanks for the disappointment, Jerk. Just kidding! I hope your having a good time and at the same time am wishing we could hang out this weekend. Your blog is very cool. The way to tell the story is enough to make me want to read. That’s saying something! Well take care, we all miss you. Better go back to work. Keep writing. Derek
September 13th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I’m going to hawaii to help my sister move in three weeks. then next march. i’m gonna come visit you. how do ya like them apples?
-Natalie
September 13th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Why thanks Derek, hopefully as the year goes by my writing will improve. By January I’ll begin to be getting calls about book deals! : )
And Natalie, I like them apples a lot! They sound like red delicious! Will it be just you or is Randee going to tag along as well?
September 14th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
not so sure… i know randee wants to stop and see you when she goes to india with amber… but i don’t know how exactly we’ll coordinate that…. you’ll know as soon as we do i’m sure…
September 29th, 2007 at 3:49 am
Hi I dont’ know what to wrilte but love you Janet
October 6th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Hey Brandon it is 12.30 am on a Suturday night and me and your mom are writing you in England who would of ever thnk it.I hope you are having a wonderful time there and I hope we can come visit you before your year is up…love ya Cynthia Gray
Ps yes it’s me your mom drumming up business for your web page again!! I love you and I’m so proud of you. I’m teaching cynthia how to do this can you belive it Love mom