I don’t know what the psychological implications of sleepwalking are. I’m sure it must mean something. After all, sleepwalking isn’t a normal occurrence, especially not for me. In fact the only time I can ever remember doing it was once in Yakima when I was about 14. However this past week I have done it twice.

The first time I just woke up in my living room, not wearing much in the way of clothing. It was a bit freaky. At fist I thought maybe I had been drugged or something. But then I realized I must have been sleepwalking. How I managed to get down the stairs without waking up is beyond me.

The next occurrence was even more distressing. I was dreaming heavily, and in my dream I was at work making a vanilla latte for a costumer. Mid-way through however I ran out of vanilla so I went to the stock room to get more. One thing I should specify is that our stock room at work is really just this undeveloped elevator shaft that was converted once the Fusion higer-ups found a loop hole in the disabled access laws. Anyway, this room is not lit so I was standing there waiting for my eyes to adjust to the low light when I heard my flat mates voice say in an alarmed tone: “Brandon?” At this point I woke up. I was in my flat mates room stumbling around and mumbling about syrup. Seeing how it was like 4AM he was awakened to some person in his room he was quite distressed. Me, I was still half asleep and confused at to why he was sleeping in my work’s stock room…